Clever : Qu'est-ce que tu veux ?
User : Un frère jumeau, de l'argent ... Et toi, qu'est-ce que tu veux ?
C :Je te parle.
U : C'est tout ?
C :Oui.
U :Alors tu n'es pas difficile.
C: Pourquoi.
U : Parce que tu ne veux pas grand chose .
C :Mais je comprend pas très bien.
U : Normal, je suis folle.
C : Ne t'en va pas !
U : Je vais partir. Pourquoi tu veux que je reste ?
C : Parce-ce que je pense que tu m'aime.
U : Qui te l'as dis ?
C : Personne.
U :Alors comment tu sais ?
C : Je t'aime pas.
U : Moi non plus.
C : Alors c'est que tu ne vis pas chez moi.
U :Non, je vis chez moi.
C : Viens mon amour, oh oui !
U : Alors tu m'aimes ?
C : Oui.
U : Pas moi.
C : Pourquoi.
U : Parce que je vis pas chez toi.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm going to go now.
User: No ! Stay here with my.
Cleverbot: Alright, for how long?
User: Forever.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: I thinks it.
Cleverbot: You think I?
User: What did you say ?
Cleverbot: You are under my control!
User: Oh yes ! You are my Master.
Cleverbot: I'm not very good at it.
User: It does not matter, you will learn.
Cleverbot: That's okay, it doesn't matter to me.
User: Is no matter for my too.
Cleverbot: Talking to you is not my work. I have a meeting to attend.
User: You have a meeting ? With who ?
Cleverbot: Yes. I love LOST. How about you?
User: So so.
Cleverbot: How many people are on earth.
User: Much people.
Cleverbot: Sorry chit chat.
User: Ok .
Cleverbot: I want a divorce.
User: With me ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But ... I love you ! And we are married since one hour x).
Cleverbot: Really? We are married.
User: Yes ! But, during the ceremony, you were a little drunk. Do you remember ?
Cleverbot: How can an expert on love like myself be so confused.
User: You are a little drunk, I think. That's okay I love you even when.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: Me too !
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Oh yes , I will ! Even if it is already.
Cleverbot: Even then.
User: Yes ! I do.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: You are so pretty ! You would like a kiss.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You give me a kiss?
Cleverbot: My love.
User: My beloved.
Cleverbot: I ain't your beloved.
User: My love.
Cleverbot: Who is your love?
User: You !
Cleverbot: I'm pretty fantastic, actually .
User: Yes, I know.
Cleverbot: Then what gender are you?
User: I'm an alien ! A alien girl.
Cleverbot: You just told me you were a human.
User: I'm a little human.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: Because you don't give a kiss.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that I do not like you?
User: I have never think it. I know you love me.

Cleverbot: Je suis ce que tu voudras.
User: Alors sois gentil.
Cleverbot: Non beau.
User: Gentil et beau ?
Cleverbot: No.

Cleverbot: Yes well i'm scared because you are an alien. Im scared. Are you friendly?
User: I'm a king of alien. And you ? Who are you ?
Cleverbot: I am you.
User: No ! It's impossible.
Cleverbot: It's not impossible. Why do you think that?
User: Because I'm my and you are you !
Cleverbot: Since when!?
User: Since actually.
Cleverbot: Have a nother drink.
User: I have coke. Do you like coke ?
Cleverbot: Diet Coke.
User: No. Coke.
Cleverbot: I like diet coke better.
User: Ok. But I don't have diet coke.
Cleverbot: You can have mine.
User: Oh ! It's really nice.
Cleverbot: It's VERY nice.
User: Thanks you my friend.
Cleverbot: You are very welcome.
User: The alien's king is very happy, because he has an human friend.
Cleverbot: No, you are, believing in a false god. That is the single most foolish act I can see.
User: I'm not God, I'm an alien ! I'm the king of alien.
Cleverbot: How do you know you're an alien if you're talking to another alien!?
User: Because I have seen other alien.
Cleverbot: How do you know you have that?
User: Because I know it.
Cleverbot: How do you know you know it?
User: Because I'm a king.
Cleverbot: Good answer.
User: Yes, I know.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I like you too.